Tuesday, December 05, 2006
@5:22 PM
youll never guess where i am ..
i am in NUS using the library's computer !! small cpu, huge monitor.
we just emerged from a room with comfy chairs and vending machines.
one of them is this sandwich machine that grills the sandwich on the spot for you in ninty seconds ! the last time i saw that it was in the general hospital and i got addicted to the erm ..
addictive taste ??
the machine wouldnt accept crumpled notes so me and lindsay took turns stuffing out notes into the machine .. to watch it being rejected .. and to stuff it in again .. =)
lindsay gave up and went back to our table .. the moment she sat down,
my note got accepted !! hahas !! =)
i got a cup of icelemon tea and sat down to savour my sandwich.
lindsay watched me eating it with relish, got hungry again and asked me to help her put the note in. the more we put it in, the straighter it got !!
on the second try, the note was accepted .. =)
yesterday, after we had gotten back from plaza sing to repair mell's shoes,
this old man stopped us when we got off the bus to ask the time.
i was like okay .. the time .. mell give the time and lets go ..
did that happen ? oh nooooooooo ..
the man started talking about chinese HISTORY !!
im DREADING history in sec school .. and here he is ..
and he goes yadayadayadayada .. and suddenly i heard ..
singapore broke off from malaysia in 1983 ..
i was like ? HUH ??? WASNT IT IN 1965 ??
so then i was thinking thinking .. my brain was burning up .. i was feeling like an idiot ..
then i realized .. WAH, SINGAPORE ONLY 23 YEARS OLD HUH ?
DUMBASS. want to talk, talk correct la ! dont talk cock.
after wasting and wasting our time, mell finally said .. sorry, we are in a rush ..
then the man was like .. oh okay, lets go under the tree, its cooler there.
i was like !@#$% !! HE STILL DOESNT GET THE HINT ??
HES LIKE DENSER THAN DARYL LA. then he talktalktalk ..
he asked if we were Christians .. and we were like .. YEAH ..
and he was yadayadaydayda about how christianity was fake and blah blah blah ..
i was going to push him into the road ..
then mell was like .. erm .. you have your views, we have ours, and we have different beliefs from you. then we ZAO.
the man dunno STALKING MELL OR WHAT, he followed behind us and asked our names ..
mell was like .. keep walking, keep walking .. then we answer while walking and walking as fast as we could ..
just as we were about to start running, or slap him on the face, both options were appealing,
he turned and went home, thats when we realized he wasnt following us,
just walking home.
HAHAS, mell lives less then two streets away .. poor thing ..
kekekeke ..
we went to mells house ..
watched take the lead and shes the man ..
then eat food .. talk crap .. have fun =)
the dinner was SUPERB.
roast pork, kangkong, chilli fish , brown rice and soup ..
then we play .. i love o2jam .. =)
then we playplayplayplay ..
then we play somemore ..
then mell went to sleep with fluffy,
lindsay used com ..
useuseuseuseuuse ..
stepupstepupstepupstepup,
then my turn ..
jamminjammingjammingjamming ..
until three thirty .. then tried to sleep ..
but mell was taking like HALF THE BED ..
even though she OBVIOUSLY doesnt need it,
and lindsay took the three quarters of the REMAINING SPACE ..
so i was squashed.
yes.
this is a REALLY LONG POST.